Friday, March 22, 2013

Worst Tans EVER! – Things You’ll Avoid with a Mobile Tanning App


Today, join us as we have a little bit of fun in this brand new edition of: Worst Tans EVER! We’ve been collecting a collage of different photos from around the world and we are pleased to bring our very first edition of what we anticipate will be a long running motif on our blog. Join us as we debate different tans and rock, them sock them and drop them for the outlandishly gnarly outcomes they represent, all things that could have been avoided had these sunbathers used a mobile tanning app (of course, there is no saving some people, so be sure to keep that in mind, too.


Soccer tits would be an understatement for this chap.
Snooki called, she wants her hideous tan back!
The Armadillo is native to Texas and feeds upon… wait. This is just some nasty, over tanned lady (at least we think it is a lady).

Nobody can pull a bad tan off like Will Ferrell can!


Not to self: stop tanning under a 2x4 for even tone.
The Superman tan is still something that’s best reserved for guys who plan on never getting laid in their entire adult lives.
My name is Tan Doll, ya. I am so hideously and oddly tanned, admire my amazingly brown pecks and take notes, ladies.


More bad tans to come soon, so check back often!

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